Secret life of a superyacht superhero: Serve and obey at all costs

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A rare insight into the grueling world of a superyacht stewardess

Learn how to serve billionaire masters in five-day training course

Hostesses can earn anywhere from $1,000 to $6,000 a week

Not for the faint-hearted, with long hours and extravagant demands

CNN  — 

There’s one word a billionaire’s servant should never say.

“No.”

“Banish it from your vocabulary,” wide-eyed recruits are told. Because when money is no object, neither is the extent staff are expected to go in satisfying their master’s most extravagant desires.

The financial titans of the world don’t just require service par excellence – they demand superheroes at their beck and call.

People willing to swim in jellyfish-infested water, survive on four hours sleep a night, and accept every criticism with not so much as a raised eyebrow.

Observant stewards must become instant experts on their wealthy boss’s favorite meals, music tastes, heavens above even their bowel movements.

Trainer Titta shows the girls the ropes. - (Bespoke Bureau)

And if these foot soldiers of hospitality don’t make the grueling regime look easy – or keep quiet about the high profile lives on board – then they’re out of a job paying anything from $1,000 to $6,000 a week.

Super students

Is it worth it? The four girls training to become superyacht stewardesses, in London’s stylish St Katherine’s Docks, seem to think so.

They’re on day three of a five-day training course, the only one of its kind in Britain, and one they have paid $2,500 to join.

And what better place to learn how to serve their future masters, than on a 30-meter luxury vessel called “Absolute Pleasure” – their home and floating classroom for the week.

Emerging from their downstairs cabins just after 8am, the young women sleepily tuck in white shirts and adjust black ties before plunging into the morning’s domestic duties. They prepare a continental breakfast with enough silverware to sink a battleship.

Many pad around the plush carpeted vessel in socks, taking pointers from butler Robert, superyacht stewardess Titta, and private jet hostess Annika.

This trio are the land, sea, and air captains of high-end hospitality.

“The superheroes of service?” I suggest. “Yes,” says Annika politely, an immaculately presented Finnish woman, who has worked on private jets for over a decade.

The greatest superpower of all is adaptability, she says. “If they ask you to bring the moon in the sky to them, then you work out a way to do it.”

Money talks

With a superyacht costing anything between $30 million and $100 million, you can safely bet that if you’re wealthy enough to own one, you’re wealthy enough to make extreme demands on your staff.

“We are talking about the ultra rich – Russian oligarchs, Arab sheiks, oil gurus,” says Sara Vestin Rahmani, founder of Bespoke Bureau, a high-end domestic staff recruitment agency running the superyacht training course.

“People who own a superyacht are the elite of the elite. The yacht is where they come to entertain, it’s where they want to show off, it needs to be perfect. And that’s what we’re teaching them here – perfection.”

At your silver service. - (Bespoke Bureau)

Not just perfect service – but perfect silence about life on board. “Confidentiality is very important,” says butler Rob, whose past bosses include royal family members. Unsurprisingly, he won’t divulge who.

“They’re not just paying for you to do your job – they’re paying for your integrity as well. Unfortunately it’s not like a tabloid newspaper’s ‘kiss and tell.’ Once you lose their trust, you lose your job.”

Obey and serve

A harsh glare bounces off the water this humid April morning, while inside “Absolute Pleasure’s” mahogany and mirrored dining room the first class of the day gets underway – silver service.

“Serve water from right, bread from left, clear clockwise from right,” demonstrates motherly Titta, a superyacht stewardess for over 25 years. The girls furiously scribble in their notebooks.

Titta leaves them in no doubt of the challenges ahead. “I worked for a Russian owner who liked breakfast at 12pm, lunch at 6pm, dinner at 1am,” she says.

“He never went to sleep until 4am, and even then he’d only sleep for a few hours. They were the times he set and you had to keep up with him.”

There are seemingly endless stories like this of servants going the extra mile – and then some.

Vestin Rahmani describes two Australian superyacht stewardesses who even leaped into jellyfish-infested ocean for their master.

“They had a young, female, Arab boss, a very sweet woman who they adored and who never ever went in the water. But one day she was in the mood to go for a swim, even though there were jellyfish,” she explained.

“So what they did was jump in the water and clear everything in front of her – they got stung to pieces. It was a sign of respect from them. I just think it’s a nice story.”

Porthole to another world

Vestin Rahmani asks one of the girls if they’d also be willing to dive into danger for their master. “No,” she answers, giggling nervously.

Many of the trainees are already working on superyachts and looking for some formal training.

One, who didn’t want to be named, will be taking the place of her supervisor who recently got fired. “It’s very tough,” she says. “If they don’t like your hair or the way your voice sounds, you’re out.”

Bespoke Bureau

They are under no illusions about the realities of life on board.

“Girls come into this job thinking they’re going to see the world. But really, you work so much, you only see things through portholes,” says 30-year-old Carly Noades from Cornwall in south west England, currently working on a 38-meter vessel.

“But at the same time you get your accommodation paid for, you get your food paid for, you don’t have to spend anything all season if you don’t want to. So effectively you come out at the end with six untouched pay packets in your account.”

Working in international waters means many salaries will also be tax-free.

Trickle down?

Everyone is a winner in this relationship argues Vestin Rahmani as she puts forward a version of trickle down economics.

“Imagine you had millions, billions. What would you want to do with your money? You’d want to have a good life, look after your family, your children, your friends,” she says.

“These people have 10 households, some maybe more. So it’s good for the economy in terms of retail because they buy a lot. And they’re helping unemployment because they’re hiring lots of people.

“I think people forget that these wealthy owners are making a difference – and not a negative one.”

Here in this surreal world of master and servant the billionaire boss is effectively the God of their floating palace. Which brings to mind a line from the bible: “If they obey and serve him, they will spend the rest of their days in prosperity and their years in contentment.”

For these stewardesses-in-training, they’ll soon find out how true that is.

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