Tone deaf disco

Love lost... lamented or not

So, you've about had it. They put up that Valentine junk while they are taking down the Christmas stuff. You've been seeing red since before Thanksgiving. Well, enough is enough. Here's a list of songs to drown out the noise of angels mewling love songs.

• "Everybody Knows" Concrete Blonde
• "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" ????
• "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" Tammy Wynette
• "Knowing Me, Knowing You" ABBA
• "Kyle's Mom is a B**** in D Minor" By Cartman on South Park
• "Love Stinks" J. Geils Band
• "I Hate Everything About You" Ugly Kid Joe
• Anything by William Shatner
• "Trapped Under Ice" Metallica
• Anything by Motorhead
• "He Stopped Loving Her Today" George Jones
• "I Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her)" Guns & Roses