The world's coolest nationalities: Where do you rank?

Barry Neild, CNNPublished 12th July 2017
(CNN) — Is it possible to call an entire nation cool? Is it fair to say one nation is cooler than another?
Given that most countries have their own share of murderers, tyrants and reality TV stars, the answer is unequivocally -- yes.
To help sort the cool from the less fortunate, we've compiled this list of the hippest peoples on the planet. No easy task when faced with almost 250 possible candidates.
The main problem is, of course, every nationality in the world believes it is the coolest -- with the exception of Canadians, who are far too self-deprecating for that sort of thing.
Ask a man from Kyrgyzstan which people cut the biggest dash and he will say, "the Kyrgyz." Who knows (seriously, who would know?) he might be right.
Ask a Norwegian and he will carefully finish chewing his mouthful of Thai green curry, take a swig of Thai Singha beer, gaze wistfully across the Thai resort of Phuket at the sunshine that eludes his country for 10 months of the year, then mumble softly, with a semi-suicidal lack of conviction: "Norwegians."
Equally perplexing is how to define cool. Are Italians cool because some wear tightly fitting designer suits? Are the Russians uncool because some favor outmoded sportswear and pro-wrestling hairstyles?
Are the Swiss too neutral to be cool or uncool?
Before you start punching your computer screen in nationalistic indignation at your own country's omission from our cool list -- or the lazy stereotypes it inevitably falls back on for cheap laughs -- remember, if you care that much about being cool then you, valued reader, simply ain't cool.

14. Turks

Picking up Byzantine decorating tips...
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Given that their homeland straddles two continents, it should be no surprise that Turkish people have a fairly cool outlook on life, embracing a diverse range of cultures, cuisines and plumbing standards.
Bathroom fittings aside, the Turks display their rich heritage with casual pride -- nowhere more so than in the shabby but breathtakingly beautiful city of Istanbul.
Icon of cool: Mahir Cagri. One of the Internet's first global celebs, Cagri's broken English overtures to women (particularly his catchphrase "I kiss you") is believed to have inspired Borat.
Not so cool: The Turkish passion for mustaches gets up some people's noses.

13. Belgians

The Tomorrowland Electro Musical Festival - don't let anyone tell you Belgians don't know how to party.
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Yep, you read that right: Belgians.
OK, so it's small, damp and has a grim rep as a haven for European Union bureaucrats. But a nation that has made art forms of beer, chocolate and, yes, finch warbling can't be all bad.
Cool icon: Herman Van Rompuy. Gray hair, gray suit, but great name. The former prime minister and onetime European Union president also has a nifty sideline in poetry, hence the nickname, "Haiku Herman."
Not so cool: No matter how you look at it, it's still Belgium.

12. Nepalese

Ain't no mountain high enough... If you're from Nepal, crazy weather conditions don't put you off Everest
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Like all pimps and players, you've never seen a Nepalese in a hurry to get anywhere. Yet from this mellow-gold group have also come the feared Nepalese Ghurkas, among the toughest fighting men in the world, and Sherpas, who you might know as semi-outdoorsy types.
Icon of cool: Tenzing Norgay. Reached summit of Mt. Everest with Sir Edmund Hillary, but casually stepped aside and let his hiking buddy hog all the credit.
Not so cool: Draconian government regs and local ne'er-do-wells turn off a fair amount of travelers.

11. Australians

Australians are born knowing how to surf (probably).
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Any nationality so lazy it finds the need to abbreviate or shorten any word possible is definitely cool. Your mates Darren, Sharon and Barry become Daz, Shaz and Baz. The emphasis on brevity allows more time for breathing and drinking. After all, it is pretty hot most of the time.
Add to that beaches, barbecues and bikinis -- yes they're stereotypes, but for good reason -- and Aussies lead one very cool existence. They have their own fauna, flora and "holier than thou" small-person syndrome that inspires them to take on anyone in sport, and more often that not, beat them. Cool? Fair bloody dinkum'! So cool are they, Australia is more than happy to keep Queen Elizabeth II as its head of state. Work that out.
Icon of cool: The frosted, cold beer stubby.
Not so cool: The warm stubby. And the gold bit of the Green and Gold -- the Wallaby jersey and the Australia's national one-day team's World Cup outfit are downright embarrassing. The accent can be pretty cringe-worthy, too, depending on whom you ask.

10. Chinese

"This one's going out to all the capitalists in the house..."
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Not the most obvious choice, but with a population of more than one billion, statistically China must have its fair share of cool people. Besides, it's prudent to include the Chinese in any list like this because, if we didn't, China's resourceful hackers would simply crack into the site and add themselves anyway.
Not to mention, they've coolly managed to accumulate most of the world's hard currency.
Icon of cool: Brother Sharp -- a homeless man whose rugged good looks unwittingly made him an Internet fashion sensation.
Not so cool: Concept of personal privacy still largely unknown in the Middle Kingdom.

9. Botswana

When you are so cool you even pretend to be pleased to see Bush...
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With a tax-evading Wesley Snipes and a vacationing Angelina Jolie entourage always a risk in Namibia, it falls to neighboring Botswana to pick up the regional cool crown.
So chilled it's a wonder the Kalahari desert doesn't frost over, the Batswana -- as they prefer to be known -- cut their own groove, particularly when riffing home-grown gumba-gumba jazz or laid-back hip hop.
Even the animals are relaxed in Botswana. Home to Africa's largest elephant population, the country chooses not to fence in its wild beasts like some other safari nations.
Icon of cool: Mpule Kwelagobe. Crowned Miss Universe in 1999, Kwelagobe actually made good on those "I want to make the world a better place" pledges, campaigning relentlessly for HIV/AIDS awareness.
Not so cool: One of the worst HIV/AIDS infection rates in the world.

8. Japanese

They're only teenagers, but they're definitely cooler than you.
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We're clearly not talking about identically suited salarymen who obliterate the humiliation of their day jobs with drunken karaoke impersonations of Elvis at his sweaty best.
Japan's torch of cool is defiantly held aloft by its shock-haired adolescents whose capricious embrace and manipulation of the freakiest aspects of modern consumerism, fashion and technology frequently dictate what the rest of the world will be wearing (we mean you, Lady Gaga) and doing with its thumbs.
Icon of cool: Former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi may have been the coolest-looking world leader ever, but fellow former Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama is our choice for leading man. Forget teenagers, this man knows style, particularly when it comes to shirts.
Not so cool: Japan's legacy of mass conformity and aging population. The future is very gray.

7. Spanish

There ain't no party like a Spanish fiesta.
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Before everyone realized a couple of years ago that all that money wasn't real, most of northern Europe was flocking to Spain to spend it on vacation homes.
Why? Because sun, sea, sand, siestas and sangria aside, Spain is cool -- and so are the Spanish, who don't even start the party until most other nations have gone to bed.
It's a shame everyone had to go home.
Icon of cool: Javier Bardem. Antonio Banderas 2.0 bagged Penelope Cruz.
Not so cool: We still haven't forgotten the Spanish Olympic basketball team's slant-eyed "tribute" to China in 2008.

6. Koreans

The 'Haramkun' kpop dance group perform in Seoul -- and just ooze cool
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Ever ready to drink all comers under the table with never-ending rounds of soju-whiskey bombs -- it's a personal affront in Seoul if you don't throw down "one shot!" on the spot -- Koreans may be the best drinking buddies in the world.
As reigning leaders of nearly all current Asian pop culture trends -- in music, fashion, film, Koreans dominate -- they've earned the right to brag a little when that "one shot!" turns into 10 or 20.
Icon of cool: Park Chan-wook. The film director's twisted visions freak out fellow countrymen, but have achieved cult status among emo film majors worldwide.
Not so cool: Kimchi breath.

5. Americans

Who said Americans can't multi-task?
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What? Americans? War-starting, planet-polluting, over-consuming, arms-bearing Americans?
The evidence is legion. Global politics aside, the world has done rather well out of Americans. Where would the hipsters of today be without rock and roll, classic Hollywood films, great American novels, tail fins, blue jeans, jazz, hip hop, "The Sopranos," 360-degree slam dunks and that ultimate embodiment of cool -- surfing?
OK, someone else might eventually have come up with the same ideas, but the point is they didn't and America did.
Icon of cool: Matthew McConaughey: whether he is playing rom-com leads, stranded astronauts and cowboys, he oozes chill.
Not so cool: Pre-emptive military strikes, random invasions, rapacious consumerism, pathetic math scores and Walmart fatties would also place Americans high on any "most uncool" list.

4. Mongolians

Mongolians might have missed out on the top spot on our list, but they triumph in sumo wrestling.
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Along with a carefully crafted air of quiet mystery, these unflappable souls pretty much perfected the freewheeling, nomadic cowboy existence, throat singing and yurts. Fur-lined everything -- boots, coats, hats, undies -- adds hearty splendor to the historic mystique. And who else keeps eagles as pets?
Icons of cool: Actress Khulan Chuluun, who played Ghengis Khan's wife in the very cool film, "Mongol,"and matched the arch badass arrow for arrow, barb for barb.
Not so cool: Yak-based dairy products ... at every meal.

3. Jamaicans

When you're so cool -- and win so often -- that you have your own signature celebratory move.
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There's more to Jamaicans than reggae, including Rastafarian (the most kick-back religion ever invented), an accent that's the envy of the English-speaking world and the planet's most distinctive and recognizable hairstyle. Note to backpackers: dreadlocks only cool on actual Jamaicans.
Icon of cool: Usain Bolt. Fastest human ever timed and nine-time Olympic Gold medal winner.
Not so cool: High murder rate and widespread homophobia.

2. Singaporeans

"So this is probably not a good time to tell you I'm afraid of heights..."
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Think about it: in this digital age where blogging and updating Facebook are pretty much all that anyone does anymore, old school notions of cool have been rebooted. No longer the laughingstock, geeks are now inheriting the Earth.
With its absurdly computer-literate population, Singapore is geek central and its people can therefore claim their rightful place as avatars of modern cool. They're probably all Tweeting about it right now.
Icon of cool: Lim Ding Wen. This child prodigy could program in six computer languages at age nine. A glorious future awaits.
Not so cool: With everyone stuck at their computers, the local government actually has to encourage Singaporeans to have sex.

1. Brazilians

Dressing up like an exotic bird of paradise is way cooler than reading this article.
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Without Brazilians we wouldn't have samba and Rio carnival; we wouldn't have the soccer beauty of Pele and Ronaldo; we wouldn't have the minuscule swimwear and toned bodies of Copacabana beach; and we wouldn't have certain eye-watering procedures performed with wax.
Unless they're using their sexy, laid-back, party-loving reputation as a cover for exterminating dolphins or invading Poland, then we have no choice but to name Brazilians as the coolest people on the planet.
So, if you're Brazilian and reading this, congratulations -- although, since you're sitting at a computer instead of showing off your six-pack on the shoreline, you probably aren't that cool yourself.
Icon of cool: Seu Jorge. The favela-raised performer's soulful Portuguese-language Bowie covers make you wish Ziggy Stardust was from Brazil, not space.
Not so cool: Mmmmm, Brazilian meat and cocoa -- so delicious, but farming's destruction of vast tracts of rainforest leaves a bitter aftertaste.
Editor's note: This article was previously published in 2011. It was reformatted and republished in 2017.
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