
Spomeniks (former Yugoslavia) —
To some, Tito's WWII monuments have an ugly beauty.

'A Conversation with Oscar Wilde' (London) —
Wilde would presumably have had something witty to say about this well-intended but hideously executed memorial. Once he'd gotten over the shock.

African Renaissance Monument (Senegal) —
"Now, that's a lot of scrap metal." Africans were unimpressed by this worryingly Teutonic, multimillion-dollar kitsch-ercise.

Stonehenge WWI memorial (Washington) —
"Er, Sam, I kinda think the point of Stonehenge is that it doesn't look as if was designed by an orthodontist."

9/11 memorial (New Jersey) —
A touchy subject and one unsuccessfully addressed in this lachrymose "gift" from Russia to the United States. Thanks, Vladimir!

MLK memorial (Ohio) —
Poor Martin Luther King seems to have been decapitated four times. What does it mean? Who cares? Just marvel at it.

Pope John Paul II memorial (Rome) —
Right: The pope statue before people complained about the Mussolini resemblance. Left: After they "fixed" it.

Monument to Party's Founding (North Korea) —
With its mallet, scythe and pen rendered in concrete brick, this one looks like an advertising gimmick dreamed up for a bargain general goods store.

Neutrality Monument (Turkmenistan) —
This cheekily named tribute to a Turkman potentate may mark the exact point where tastelessness meets ugliness and mutates.

Michael Jackson tribute statue (London) —
There are ways of commemorating a great pop music talent and then there's ...