6 Christmas traditions so strange they're borderline scarring

Krampus is one of many holiday traditions meant to distinguish the naughty from the nice.

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  • People get weird around Christmas
  • Warning: There's some talk of poop in here

(CNN)The holiday household can be a bubbling crucible of weirdness, exacerbated by proximity and eggnog.

But no matter what mean things grandma says when she's had a few or how long your sister's kids can run in circles around the fragile -- kids, FRAGILE! -- Christmas tree, it won't beat the crazy of these classic holiday traditions from around the world.

    1. Gather 'round the flaming Yule Goat

      In certain parts of Scandinavia, nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a giant straw effigy of a goat.
      The "Yule Goat," (or julbocken, if you're fancy) originated like most Christmas traditions, in that people aren't exactly sure. It has some roots in Norse mythology, wherein the god Thor rode around in a chariot pulled by goats. But in more recent history, the lore plays out more along the lines of the Christian association of goats as demonic creatures.
      Either way, there are lots of goats. Typically, they manifest as cute little ornaments you put on the tree, but some towns erect giant statues of the goat. And sometimes people set those statues on fire. Adorable.
        Yule not want to be going near this.

        2. Someone needs to potty train that log

        In Catalonia, Spain, they have pooping logs.
        The Tio de Nadal (Christmas log) or Caga Tio (crapping log) is like a cross between a Tamagotchi and a piñata. A few days into December, parents gift their kiddies a friendly looking hollow log for them to care for. Every night, the family "feeds" the log and covers it with a blanket. Then, on Christmas, they sing log songs and beat the log with sticks, ordering it to eliminate. And eliminate it does -- nuts, dates, candies -- and when it can eliminate no more, its swan song comes in the form of some pungent food like onion or herring.
        Bear witness to the crapping log:

        3. Your Christmas scene? I poop on it

        There is a suspicious amount of defecation involved in Catalan holiday celebrations.
        The caganer is a traditional sculpture that originated in Catalonia and spread to most of Western Europe. It's basically a little figure that drops trou and poops all over nativity scenes. Why? Honestly, why not -- some say it's a fertility symbol, and others claim the figures are supposed to be a reminder that poop, like death, is a great equalizer. Sometimes people make caganers of celebrities, government officials or royalty.
        The figure is typically hidden somewhere in the scene (hopefully, far away from the baby Jesus), and little kids have a blast trying to find it.
        We have a feeling Shakespeare would actually be delighted by this.

        4. Hide yo brooms, hide yo wife

        In Norway, they have a pretty solid idea of what witches and evil spirits do and do not like. And man, do those spirits love brooms. They also love Christmas, so on Christmas Eve, people hide their brooms so witches and the like won't hang around. For good measure, a male family member may pop his head out the front door and fire off a few blasts from a shotgun to show those sp