(CNN)America, listen: We're in the coronavirus era now. By today, a good portion of the population will have been cooped up in their homes for several weeks, talking to their houseplants and reminiscing about what it was like to go to restaurants. And if the cabin fever doesn't get to them, surely the global cloud of human suffering will. That doesn't make for a jocular vibe.
April Fools' Day pranks are not funny right now. Don't do them.
So let's take this opportunity to clarify something: April Fools' Day pranks are not funny right now. Don't do them.
Many people have been pretty clear that April Fools' Day is all but canceled this year, seeing that pretty much every day for the past few weeks has felt like a terrible prank.
Even Google, which traditionally shares April Fools' Day pranks and jokes across its platforms, is abstaining from such tomfoolery this year, according to a Business Insider report.
And if you still think something like a coronavirus prank may be a big laugh, keep in mind a few things that could happen: You could get arrested. You could endanger other people's lives. And, at the very least, your friends and family will know just how unfunny you really are.
Thinking of pretending you have coronavirus? In the US, a man who allegedly coughed in the direction of a grocery clerk and said he had the virus was charged with making a terrorist threat in the third degree, according to the New Jersey Attorney General's office.
Looking to cause a scene? A Missouri man who filmed himself licking items on a Walmart shelf while saying "Who's afraid of the coronavirus" was charged with making a terrorist threat in the second degree, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported.
Another woman in Pennsylvania is facing criminal charges after intentionally coughing on grocery store produce, CNN reported last week. The store had to throw out $35,000 worth of food as a caution.
Even local officials in different countries have asked citizens not to pull any coronavirus pranks this year.
In Thailand, the Attorney General's office warned people against spreading fake news, the country's English-language newspaper Nation Thailand reported.
And in India, Maharashtra Home Minister Anil Deshmukh announced on Twitter that legal action would be taken against people pulling coronavirus stunts on WhatsApp and other social media platforms.