Near? Far from it.
Perfect way to ruin an arrival -- shampoo snot.
Congrats, you just saved 50 cents. Now go get your blood pressure checked.
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On the plus side, you're also getting in your day at the gym.
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Buy a drum on your trip? Sounds dumb.
Pity the friends back home who'll have to scroll through the lot of them. Assuming he has any.
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"As I recall from the website, we were staying somewhere around here."
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